By Dan Corrieri
If you don't know why, then you need more than our help.
Obviously the best thing you can do when you have a roommate or two and you want to impress your gal with your culinary delights, is to plan an evening when your roommate(s) is out.
I remember a time when I was living in a great house in the Hollywood hills. Only problem for me (since I had just begun dating this gorgeous girl!) was that I lived with four other guys. That's right-- four of them (have you seen the rent on those houses?) I thought I would never get the place to myself. Finally, one weekend they all went camping in Joshua Tree National Park. Naturally, I opted out of the trip.
It was a perfect day. My roommates were gone, the sun was shining and the food and wine were scrumptious. I don't think I've ever kissed a girl for such a long period of time. I'm talking hours. Eventually, we discovered other activities to do.
If you have a roommate, I would consider giving them cash to go see a movie or something. Bribery works! Get them out of your place. Better yet, plan a dinner date when you know they won't return that night.
If you're comfortable with your new relationship and your roommate is cool, invite roomie and his or her date to join you and make it a foursome. In this case, it's perfectly acceptable to ask your roommate to chip in on the costs.
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Comments (2)
Although paying your roommates to leave so you can prepare for your date is probably the best option--- you may also try to orchestrate with your roommate to be the '10-second wing-man'. Meaning-- right when your date arrives--- have your roommate remind you of all the parties and famous people who are trying to contact you (basically buttering up your date by trying to impress or show off how popular you are)... this may backfire-- but if it does work--OOOOOH LA LA--- watch out-- she will immediately begin to get H-----o-------r-----n---y and desire you.
Posted by Atari | August 24, 2007 11:36 AM
Posted on August 24, 2007 11:36
Hey Dan,
Nice site cousin....
Harshi and I shall use the chocolate balls recipe.... hmmmm! Just need to know if the chocolate melts at body temperature.....??
.... Also, when your balls have been cooled... do they make her jump when their employed... you know, near her under-carriage??
What about when you're married....?
I think that sticking a couple of balls in her panties while you sit back and watch the game is a great idea... When you've had a few beers and feeling horny... lets just say dessert is served....!!!! ;)
Cheers Schlaaaggg....
Cousin Olly from England....
Posted by Olly Carey | September 27, 2007 12:56 PM
Posted on September 27, 2007 12:56